52: [Fun] You might be a real estate investor if… with Danny Johnson

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We’ve all heard those Jeff Foxworthy jokes about how you might be a redneck if you…

For example:

• You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.
• You own a homemade fur coat.
• You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
• You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.

What might make you a real estate investor…

We as real estate investors have our own quirks and situations that make us who we are. These are the things that create a special bond between us.

If you find yourself nodding and laughing at the following truisms, well…you just might be a real estate investor.

I’m afraid I haven’t found a cure for it so you’re tough out of luck.

You might be a real estate investor if…

• you have a thousand keys and you have no idea which house they belong to.
• you buy every directional sign in stock at home depot, then go to another home depot and buy their stock.
• you are proud of your lockbox collection.
• you happily sit on urine-stained couches. (cheers to Rob Caldwell for this one)

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